December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
2 posts
Need A Plan B
Me: I'm going to move to NC, ride a tractor and marry June Bug.
T: June bug. Nope. You're a city mouse. Too slow.
T: Besides, sharecroppers don't use Android tablets.
Me: Dammit!
September 2011
7 posts
Quotes From The Weekend
“Have you ever thought about getting married?”
Me: “You mean again?”
“Is that your real hair?”
Me: “Yes”
Them: “Can’t I touch it?”
Me: “Umm …”
“I don’t like you driving late at night by yourself.”
Me (not out loud): “Are you volunteering to drive with me?”
“You look just...
August 2011
4 posts
From A Dating Site
Your personality type is: EXPLORER / negotiator
Explorer 30%
Negotiator 25%
Director 24%
Builder 19%
About your personality
You are a highly spontaneous, inquisitive and energetic person who always likes to try new things. You find novel and unpredictable situations challenging and exciting. You particularly like discussing big ideas and having conversations about complex social, political...
July 2011
4 posts
Bizarro Dating
Initially: I'm so glad we connected again after so many years.
Later: We should plan a trip together.
Some time later: We have something special here. You're beautiful. I'm glad we're doing this.
Later: I don't want to be in a relationship. I don't have time in my life for relationships.
And: Are you just now answering that text I sent you?
More: If you want to continue this friendship you need to work on your morbid obesity.
In fact: Your ex left you because you didn't lose weight fast enough.
June 2011
4 posts
Such a girl!
A cousin was in town this weekend for an event that lasted all weekend. The hotel where they have it is close to me so I went to visit for a while. We were in the hospitality suite and one particular guy walked in. Every woman in there spoke to him like they wanted him. (Now I did check him out and I could see why.) So I was basically minding my own business and he specifically spoke to me....
Invisible
I may not do a lot to call attention to myself but I don’t like to feel invisible either.
Why Are We Talking About Guns?
R: True. I'm looking for a good range that's close. The closet one is....uh, the NRA
R: //shudders
R: I'd probably walk in, they'll tell me to go through the "special door", and people will start shooting at me.
R: "YOU are the range"
me: pt
R: There is a gun place in Herndon, but I'm looking for a Baretta, only because I'm familiar with one.
R: ....although people call it a "lady's gun".
R: What, do I look like I should lug around a Desert Eagle?
me: Ummm
R: pt
R: Desert Eagles are large handguns
R: You know, I think I can field strip a Baretta blindfolded.
R: //issues
me: k
me: Can you field dress a moose blindfolded?
R: k
R: LOL
R: //outdone
me: *curtsies*
R: I bow to your superior humor, madame
May 2011
3 posts
We're talking about iPads, right?
me: Trying to shoot video w/ a TV sucks anyway. Which reminds me to look at some video I shot over the weekend.
T: I may still try to get the Asus at some point. I'm gonna use the ipad for music production especially when mobile.
T: Lol
me: I'm likely to get a 7" Android at some point too.
T: And yeah. 10 inches is big. I don't know where to put the thing.
T: Wait
me: // insert obvious sex joke
T: That came out wrong lol
T: "Here ...stick this in your port"
March 2011
3 posts
Some days
Some days you just need a hug.
November 2010
1 post
Not Senile ... yet
So someone sent me an email asking where to go in Argentina. He’s going to the same cities my friends and I went. So I’m trying to think of that place where Evita is and kept thinking Plaza Mayor (but I know that is in Madrid). I looked it up and it’s Plaza de Mayo.
September 2010
3 posts
High Maintenance, Low Maintenance, Whatever
I don’t get my hair done often or my nails ever. I don’t care much about makeup or expensive clothes. Some think that makes me low maintenance.
However, I will ask you what you are thinking, about your hopes and dreams. I’ll push you to realize those dreams and require you to do the same for me. I seek a true partner in life. Some might call that high maintenance.
Formspring Question: Love, Peace, Happiness,...
Please put in order of importance: love, peace, happiness and wealth. Then explain why #1 and #4 are on opposite ends of each other.
happiness, love, wealth, peace
Happiness is most important. It may contain any or none of these other concepts. Peace is last because conflict is involved in everything in life (i.e. growth, change, etc.). I don’t think I would have peace unless I was sitting...
August 2010
10 posts
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
2 posts
