Need A Plan B
| Me: | I'm going to move to NC, ride a tractor and marry June Bug. |
| T: | June bug. Nope. You're a city mouse. Too slow. |
| T: | Besides, sharecroppers don't use Android tablets. |
| Me: | Dammit! |
Quotes From The Weekend
“Have you ever thought about getting married?”
Me: “You mean again?”
“Is that your real hair?”
Me: “Yes”
Them: “Can’t I touch it?”
Me: “Umm …”
“I don’t like you driving late at night by yourself.”
Me (not out loud): “Are you volunteering to drive with me?”
“You look just like your father!”
Me: “Yeah, he’s my stepfather.”
